POMEGRANATE!
Greetings, earthlings! Well, greetings again. I understand that I have numerous identities online which makes things rather hard to keep track of, so for the lulz I offer an e-Hobnob to anyone who can post all of them in a comment. The catch is that entering in this comp will in essence require you to stalk me, so I shall have the internet police on your ass. In the mean time, I provide this video as a distraction so that I can take over the universe whilst your feeble minds are engrossed in this nonsense:
